Elf & Safety
Okay. Gnomes have absolutely nothing to do with Elves. Elves are supernatural creatures of folk tales, typically in the form of small humans with pointy ears and magical powers.
A Football Gnome is merely a great gift.
We just couldn't resist the pun. Sorry.
However, the safety of your Football Gnome should be a primary concern.
If you have a tree in your garden, Gnomes may already be in residence, it is worth checking. If not, make sure any doors have five point locks as described in your household insurance documents.
Alternatively, we would suggest they should be taken care of inside.
An office desk is a good place, as is a shelf.
Placing your Football Gnome in full view of people that do not support the same football club as you, may or may not be a good option.
Under any circumstances; dress as a Gnome. You will look very silly.
There is an exception to that rule of course - Children.
If you are a child you may dress as a Gnome. Your parents will think you look very cute. But please be aware, some parents do stretch the extremities of cuteness and you may regret the opening of the family photo album later in life.
You may also appreciate a visit to The Gnome Reserve in Devon. Don't worry if they dress you up for your trip, many other children will also be dressed as Gnomes.
Order Your Football Gnome for just £19.95
As the Football Gnomes are hand-made and painted, drying times would suggest you allow seven working days from order for dispatch
The UK Postage and Packing will be added at checkout. If your Football Gnome needs to travel overseas, please email us for Shipping Costs