Ikea's War on Gnomes
The couple then go to the shed for an ill-matched table.
One Gnome breaks ranks, he can't take any more, and angrily turns over a chair.
Diplomacy would have probably been a better course of events, but the husband reacts angrily, and hurls the gnome into the bushes.
It all kicks off. The Gnomes band together to take the battle to the garden bullies. They are however, but humble woodland creatures and their ill-considered plans are undone as the humans step up the war and turn a good natured garden dispute into a plaster-bath. Gnomes lives are literally shattered as the evil humans wage a very sad and destructive war.
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